The hypothetical situtation of the day is...

((I also take weekends and non-school days off.))

So you’ve slipped off a sheer or steep cliff and fall on a ledge connected to a cave. The cave is very high off the ground so that one can not simply jump off without dying. In your back pack you have a knife, some trail mix, one 500 foot roll of duck tape, and a stick (just to annoy the usual anonymous responder)

Responses?

Anonymous: I would use half the trail mix to make a replicator and then replicate a ridiculous amount of duck tape. Then I would attach the rest of the trail mix to the end of a duck tape rope I make and when someone below finds it off the side of the cliff they will pull on it and I will pull back and they will rescue me.

Bystander 1: What about the sharks at the ocean below the cliff?

Hypothetical: There are no sharks. The cliff is in a valley with a mountainous range along with spontaneous freshwater lakes here and there.

Bystander 1: Oh… »

Bystander 2: What if a murderer finds the rope and starts to climb it? I mean Anonymous you are a very easy victim in the middle of no where.

Anonymous: Easy I would cut the rope so they couldn’t climb it and they would die and I’d replicate a new one.

Hypothetical: But what about the trail mix? You just left your remaining food supply at the end of the duck tape rope you just cut and now you have nothing to eat. ._.

Anonymous: FML. I’ll eat the stick again.

Hypothetical: Too much fiber you can’t live without protein.

Anonymous: I’ll start scratching my will into a wall. /cries in a corner

Filling in for the days missed there were hypothetical situations just couldn’t post them until now~

So you’re on a sinking cruise ship with a gun, a stick, and just about anything else that’s on the cruise ship that would actually be on a cruise ship. How would you save yourself?

Responses?

Anonymous: I would shoot myself.

Hypothetical: That’s it the gun is removed from the hypothetical situation for you. >:c

Anonymous: I would eat the stick and prepare myself to die.

Hypothetical: Oh and DISCLAIMER: We are not to be held responsible if said vegetarian were to escape said sinking cruise ship and find themselves stuck on a kiddy-pool sized island with two sticks, a cow, and a lizard.

Anonymous: FML. /facepalm

So lets just say, hypothetically speaking, you were stuck on an island the size of a kiddy-pool with two sticks and a lizard and a cow. What would you do to survive?

Responses?

Anonymous: I would eat the sticks.

Hypothetical: Then how would you cook the lizard?

Anonymous: I’m a vegetarian I don’t want to eat the lizard.

Hypothetical: So you’re starving on an island…and you don’t want to eat the lizard but at heart you know eventually you’re going to eat it. Would you rather eat a cooked lizard or an uncooked lizard because you’re seriously considering eating the sticks.

Anonymous: …I’m not continuing this conversation.

Hypothetical: Oh, and what ever happened to the cow?